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January 17, 2020

Hey all you instrumental intellects!  Wanna be absolutely stellar in the bedroom?  Well, probing fact finders say music IS the golden key to being THE master at this action!  Tee Hee, it’s a classic controversy in the realm of Creationism vs Evolution, of the chicken v...

January 10, 2020

Hey you enterprising people with clitorises, AND, all you male clitoris crusaders!  You MUST know, there ARE various things you can try to have a better Orgasm, AND, twice as many that WILL get in the F****IN way of it happenin at all!  Even if you're a pro at the "O",...

January 3, 2020

Wowzer, we made it Loveaaaaasss!  How was that grand finale of a 7 year cycle from 2012 to 2019, AND, the closing of another decade?  Did you survive that EXHAUSTING succession?  Well, I'll have you know, that WE ARE ALL embarking on new territory now, AND, the energet...

December 20, 2019

Hey Yule Sexy Grasshoppers; prick up your amphitheaters!!  'Tis the Season to stock up that pile of thicket, yank out those heirloom recipes, AND, spread the gratitude of Yuletide!  It all starts tomorrow for 12 days people, AND?  There's no excuse NOT to set into moti...

December 13, 2019

We're dashin into December people!  AND WITH THAT SISTER, AND BROTHER'S?  There's a whole slew of Pagan Lore Jubilation's to engage in now!  Longggggg before Christ Mas, our Northern European ancestors celebrated the advent of Winter Solstice.  Why?  Because that heral...

December 6, 2019

Hey, hey, hey you stardust souls; these ARE the times of LADY LASS LIFT OFFS!!!  Currently, it HAS become increasingly IMPERATIVE for Women who, ARE WITH HOPE, on the launch pad of ascension to NOT have Sexual Union with any male partner that is in ANY way, stupid shap...

November 29, 2019

Hey there people!  I just wanna apologize for last weeks article of spelling boo boo's LOL!!!!  I re-read it after I got back from the gym Friday morning, AND, was annoyed that I sent it out forgettin to re-edit the final draft.  Urghhhhh!!!!   I usually do a re-read,...

November 22, 2019

Hark you Sacred (new Dakini word of the day) EVOLUTIONISTIC grasshoppers! Get your seafaring plans in place NOW Lovaaaaas! Why? Because it's time to globe trot to Lake Titicaca, on the border of Peru and Bolivia to connect with the Womb of Mother Earth this coming Febr...

November 15, 2019