Love, Love, Loveaaaaasssss!!! How are you all this week? Had an up to snuff sneezer lately? No? Well you might just wanna grind up that fresh organic black pepper because there ARE several tidbits of evidence suggesting that sneezing IS orgasmic due to the out of the blue release of pressure after a build up! It has ALSO been linked to the releasing of endorphin's in the brain; all of which amounts to that feels sooooo damn good reaction! Listen, your schnoz additionally contains erectile tissue, capable of stiffening with blood. So basically; it has what it takes for a snout erectile engorgement!! Lmao, Jesus!!!!
Soooo for example, during sexual arousal, sexual erectile tissue in your horn blower experiences increased blood flow. Elsewhere, our nervous systems are highly conserved structures, with many signals running through the same machinery. Some gaping gazers have even identified the lookalike between the facial articulations of someone mid sneeze, halfway to orgasm, AND, the fatigued fly catcher pose!
There's also a rare group of pleasing people who have a sneezing fetish believe it or not! Interestingly enough, doin the dog nap or watching someone else sneeze WILL stir up desiring feelings of sexual arousal for them. It's like this you playful horny bunch! The brain stem actually handles the signals for seizing the sexy nasal spirit and other unconscious reflexes as well, including arousal; relaying nerve impulses between the brain and the spinal cord. Sooooo, with that said, it IS possible that there may be some neurological leakage in those with sneezing fetishes. These little loveaaasss ARE attracted to, OR, sexually enthusiastic by the act of sneezing itself!
BUT, I for one have to say (of course) none of these factors create the same sensation as AN ORGASM does, right? No shit Sherlock for me that's for sure! I remember watching this interesting interview on CNN a few years ago, suggesting that people who stifle their sneezes could be unintentionally giving away an omen of being prudes! Yikes!!! When we think about our shanghai sniffer, it's almost orgasmic in its quality, by giving in to it, ya think? You should be absolutely 100% experiencing the downright pleasures of a nasal orgasm, wouldn't you say? I surely hope so; or you've got some severe emotional clearances to perform immediately! I'm serious, let'er fly people!
Soooo, if someone is more sexually repressed, they may withhold it. BUT, (yet again) if they're sexual greedy oriented and selfishly hunger for sexual pleasure, then they may sneeze loudly and strongly. (Yikes again, I do this all the time!) BUT, in the end? The belief that a magic number of sneezes will produce instant sexual satisfaction is a bit bogus I suspect. On the grounds that if this were true, those cursed by allergies would be the happiest F******* people on the planet, and they're not are they? While sneezing and orgasm ARE regarded as somewhat akin, in that both produce powerful bodily convulsions, ONE definitely doesn't feel like the other that's for sure! BUT, the more body part pleasures you can harness, the better I'd say. Appreciate and rejoice in them all grasshoppers!!!
Alright my snappy zappies, I'll catch you next time. Get that pepper grinding will ya!