Lazy Ass Sex

Hey there lovelies! Having a long week and looking forward to a lazy Sunday morning lying naked as a Jay bird with a light chirp of arousal; BUT, (sorry, it's a horny habit!) not motivated enough to really go out on that limb? Have no fear grasshoppers! Tantric sex IS lazy ass sex at its very BEST, AND, it's NEVER unsatisfying either! If you’re not sure how to go about things without an eviction worthy orgasm, AND, a mattress wetter than Niagara Falls, read on for rescuing tips for your sexy state of the art LAZY ASS SEX time! Decelerate things down people! This IS the intrinsic commodity for sleepy ass pushy, WHEN, you have tons of time; AND, you damn well better make time toooooooo!!!! This gives you the chance to stretch out every sexy stage of sensual pleasures, turning frantic kisses into slow sultry smooches, cat scratches into sexy pawing strokes, and so on, on, on and on. Be gentle loveassss!! Endure that intimacy, AND, don’t F****** rush!!! Just get Tantric in every Goddess damn way, where the goal ISN'T an imprudent dispatch to orgasms, BUT, putting ALL your energy (what there is of it anyway) into ALL the other passionate passages themselves. Sync your breathing lovelies, AND, just appreciate your own bare ass butts together!!! Let's adopt some equal effort positions shall we! Dallying ass La La is NOT just about you Sisters and brothers being slackers; far cry from it people! I take as the Goddess Gospel, that the technical term for THAT is SELFISH BULLSHIT! Don’t lie back and let somebody else do all the work (although that could be fun!). Assume the position by lying on your sides facing each another. OR? The sexy spooning geometry. Intertwine, where one person ISN'T making all the effort; then you can both do as you damn well please! The very best passive ass whoo hooo days start when you’re barely awake and don’t even know if it’s a dream or not. Listen, if you feel like going back to sleep, go right ahead and DO IT DAMN IT! Just wake your sexy derrières up again and slowly continue what you previously started. I know, I know, it sounds savagely sleazy, BUT, this IS one of the scarce probabilities, where grabbing a sexy snooze during sex will NOT get you turfed out onto the street people! Exploring the good fortune of intimacy loitering around, means that you CAN do all kinds of things with your tender taste buds, better be, passive hands, AND, the sexy silken parts of your thighs to explore your partner. Having that perpetual low level of arousal MEANS? Alright, if I must spell it out to ya!!! You’re very receptive, BUT, not heart pumpingly desperate for action, SOOOOO, take advantage of this my tribe! Look lovelies! Arousal IS AND WILL be endlessly sustained, PROVIDED you F****** pay attention to your partner’s energy tides! On those loafing, lifeless sex days; THINK of your arousal, AND, your partners. Not as something to be built up to a peak, BUT, as something to bloat up and then deflate again. Tease of hell of each other, slow the hell down, sleep it off, THEN wake the F*** back up again and press replay! The sexual experience will last for ages, AND, if you do irrevocably orgasm? Well, you won't be plagued; it's not an epidemic! Your body's just reacting (as it should) to the endless hours of pleasurable provoking play, by rendering you practically intoxicated and unconscious no doubt! Gimme some backing will ya and start lagging around! oxoxoxoxo