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July 17, 2020

Hey you happy, homesteaders!  So, have we learned anything over the last 4 months?  Is COVIID teaching the World anything at all????  Don't you see grasshoppers; it's been all about FORCING THE FEMININE in a catastrophic way, BUT (Pay attention) IT WAS FUCKING NECESSAR...

June 19, 2020

Hey Lovelies!  Are you all turnin into Horny Hippie's these days?  With all the Hair Salons working underground, AND, out from under the radar; I'm sure there's a lot to be said for longer, lustier locks!  I'm letting it be known today that Sex WILL put all the Salons...

June 5, 2020

Hello Loveaaaaassssss!  Did you miss me?  You'd better, OR, I'll be havin a word with you all!  Today I wanna tell ya's all an ancient story.  Once upon a time, the many cultures of this world were all part of the gynocratic age.  Where Paternity hadn't  been discovere...

May 15, 2020

Hey there grasshoppers!  How goes the Toe-Tally new paradigm that your HOPEFULLY groovin on these days?  Lovin it so far???   What about your Tantric explorations with your isolated cozy companion?  Loveaaaaasss!!!!  This IS the time for Foot focusing my dear followers...

May 1, 2020

Hey, hey, what's up you Libido Laced Loveaaaaasss!?  Tell me something; what if you took the texture of melted ice cream, added the briny flavour of algae, took a long gulp, AND, asked yourself if you felt Sexy afterwards?  Well, the Sister's and brother's of Jamaica,...

April 17, 2020

Hey, hey, hey you horny humans!!!  What's happenin out there anyway?  Today I wanna explain something to you all.   I DON'T SUCK DICK; PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY!!!!  That's the deal, plain, AND, F***IN simple!  I know, I know, this IS sure to enrage heaps of you male...