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March 27, 2020

Surprise!  I've resurfaced in the midst of it all!!!  Distancing be damned I say!!  People who insist on being stuck inside should be havin TONS OF SEX to combat the effects of the authorities forcing on us social distancing for the Global germ!  The best solution if y...

March 6, 2020

Hey you horny hornets!  When it comes to SEX, which IS where we've come from; tell me, why do people act the way they do during the IT of IT ALL?  In this week's rendering, I want you ALL to examine my thesis on THE Sexual Script.  Included in this dissecting of the so...

February 21, 2020

Hey Loveaaaasss!!  Whatda know about the FEMININE origins of The Statue of Liberty?  You probably don't even realize HER true essence do you?  Well, I'm not from the states, (thank Goddess) BUT, (let's get to it) what we're NOT taught in North American schools ARE the...

February 7, 2020

Hiya grasshoppers!  How strong are your hinges on your Sexy doors?  Listen, Sex recurrently draws us into an alliance, AND, then?  Helps keep cozy coherence alive Loveaaasss!  BUT, (without fail) what the hell IS good La La anyway?  If you're always lookin at the image...

January 31, 2020

Hey what's up people?!  Pay close attention here, ESPECIALLY you brother's out there.  Why?  Because, today I'm just gonna get to the bottom of things, AND, I mean right down to your ASSHOLES!!!!  Some of you fellas think that puttin anything between your butt cheeks m...

January 24, 2020

Hiya grasshoppers!!!!  Today I wanna share my Sexy Secret of why I have my eye targeted on the bulls-eye of humanity!  Yes, it IS true that I’ve always been somewhat of a passionate person; at times, to the point of being a down right annoyance, OR, so I’ve been told a...

January 17, 2020

Hey all you instrumental intellects!  Wanna be absolutely stellar in the bedroom?  Well, probing fact finders say music IS the golden key to being THE master at this action!  Tee Hee, it’s a classic controversy in the realm of Creationism vs Evolution, of the chicken v...

January 10, 2020

Hey you enterprising people with clitorises, AND, all you male clitoris crusaders!  You MUST know, there ARE various things you can try to have a better Orgasm, AND, twice as many that WILL get in the F****IN way of it happenin at all!  Even if you're a pro at the "O",...