Sacred Butt Heads
Hey what's up people?! Pay close attention here, ESPECIALLY you brother's out there. Why? Because, today I'm just gonna get to the bottom of things, AND, I mean right down to your ASSHOLES!!!! Some of you fellas think that puttin anything between your butt cheeks makes you instantly gay, chiefly if that thing is a finger, OR, a pair of hands. BUT, (to be blunt) APPARENTLY some ultra masculine men ARE so unwaveringly heterosexual that they aren’t wipin their own apple blo
Goddess of Archery
Hiya grasshoppers!!!! Today I wanna share my Sexy Secret of why I have my eye targeted on the bulls-eye of humanity! Yes, it IS true that I’ve always been somewhat of a passionate person; at times, to the point of being a down right annoyance, OR, so I’ve been told anyway. I Love, Love, Love a lot, AND, I Love, Love, Love hard to the core. Whether it's people on the street, our treasured trees of any jungle, those fine feathered friends, OR, the liquid sunshine; it's all
Hey all you instrumental intellects! Wanna be absolutely stellar in the bedroom? Well, probing fact finders say music IS the golden key to being THE master at this action! Tee Hee, it’s a classic controversy in the realm of Creationism vs Evolution, of the chicken vs the egg, OR, almond butter vs peanut butter! Should you hug on words to tunes while havin Sex, OR, not? I know, I know, you're perplexed right? I’m sure that back in the day, ALL OF US awkwardly fidgeted
Hey you enterprising people with clitorises, AND, all you male clitoris crusaders! You MUST know, there ARE various things you can try to have a better Orgasm, AND, twice as many that WILL get in the F****IN way of it happenin at all! Even if you're a pro at the "O", experts like myself say you just might be hampering your climaxes without even realizin it. To determine whether you fall into that camp of hippies, OR, mentally transport yourself to those moments when you re
!!! The Sexual Rat Of 2020 !!!
Wowzer, we made it Loveaaaaasss! How was that grand finale of a 7 year cycle from 2012 to 2019, AND, the closing of another decade? Did you survive that EXHAUSTING succession? Well, I'll have you know, that WE ARE ALL embarking on new territory now, AND, the energetic's to this new year ISSSSS stellar for lack of a better word!!!! For you Sexual Rat's out there; it's your year to charm, so step up to the plate!! What IS the first, AND, most important fact to remember abo