!!! Good Riddance 2018 !!!
Hey hey!! THIS IS MY FINAL SAY OF THE YEAR GRASSHOPPERS!!! Things are comin to a close Love, Love, Lovelies! I find that winding up on an old year, AND, navigating into a new one ACCELERATING!!! Why? Well, a New Year IS like a blank book, AND, the pen IS in our paws people! Sister's, brother's, this IS your chance to spawn an awesome story for yourself. As 2019 approaches us with hopes from scratch; here's wishing you, AND, your family a FANTASTIC year ahead! Oh,
Merry Sexy Saturnalia
Happy Sexy Solstice everyone! That's right people; today we're all joyously (right?) jumping into winter!!! AND, what IS our most wonderful time of the year? Saturnalia of course! Yepper, peppers, held in mid December, ISSSSS an ancient Roman Pagan festival honouring the agricultural god Saturn. Saturnalia celebrations WERE the source of many of the unwritten laws we NOW associate with Christ Mas. Never heard of it? Shit, Saturnalia, WAS the most prominent gone fishin
Flash Your Genitals
Hey you Sexually healthy happy, horny people! Say, any of you's out there consider yourselves exhibitionists? Well, if so, then you're much more connected than you know, to your ancient tribes shielding practices. Say what you say? The dusty 'ol term Apotropaic Genitals refers to occasions in which makin a spectacle outta your Love, Love, Love bits, OR, havin a pageantry of Female, OR, male crotches ARE deployed to fend off evil! The Greek tongue once again helps us diss
Happy December people! Speakin about that tickled pink emotion? Let's roll out the ruby carpet to ALL new second chances for changing human evolution this coming year; by brewin up the tonic for orgasmic births? This week Love, Love, Loveassss, I'm compelled (as usual) to compose my Sacred Scrawl about THE Yoni massage, IN RELATION to the ways that we MUST nurture, AND, care for our Goddesses during the anticipation of wonder, makin the announcement of what that SURPRI