Bra Burning Bonfire
What's happenin grasshoppers! Listen, I don't know about you, BUT, (to get off to a flyin start) for most Women, there's NO better feeling at the end of an arduous day than bolting home, AND, rippin off their bras. BUT, (as you must know) most of our Sister's are STILL wearin 'em, because? They ALL think that it can keep The Twins young, AND healthy. Pay attention Girlfriends! Sexy Scientists have recently VERIFIED that there’s no Goddess damn solid reason to have to st
Dowsing Sexual Energy
Hello you Sexually uniformed community! Tell me, wouldn’t it be nice if you could get specific concrete answers to all your burning inquisitions about an intimate partners' SEX life before you ever have/had La La with them? What about understanding your own authentic Sexual purpose; when it comes to your Sexual identity that is? How F***IN awesome would it be if there WAS a piece of chocolate cake way to get that guidance you needed to navigate your life of Pushy; when the
The Daughter of Goddess
Hey rabbit hole followers! I don't know about you guys, BUT, (as a FIRM believer) in ALL things Feminine; I gotta doozy for ya's today! A recent team of archaeologists discovered artifacts near the wall in Jerusalem's ancient City of David that NOT ONLY shows evidence that Jesus actually existed (as we ALL do know), BUT, (Ta Da!) that he WAS a SHE!!!! I bet ALL of my stashed water supply containers that the F****IN pope (he doesn't deserve a capital D) fell off his perch w
Pyramid Healing Properties
Followers! Are ya's just about on the brink of elevating yourselves to even higher realms of evolution? You damn well better be, otherwise stop reading my sexy scriptures!!! After today, you're ALL gonna redesign at least one room in your living quarters, OR, apply for a building permit for your backyard project to depict the exclusiveness of a Pyramid. Why? Pyramid Power IS based on the thesis that their shapes, assembled to the range of the Great Cheops Pyramid in Egyp
