
Bangin The Canvas
Hi Loveaaaasss! Can any of US remember back in the pre-school generation days when we were ALL (with hope) enthusiastically finger painting? Well, I for one WAS a really BIG fan of it! I dunno about you, BUT, (Tee Hee) I Love, Love, Loved dippin my paws into the soon to be passionate pigments on my construction paper! I Love diggin into the past with this one particular sample of my many masterstrokes. This boy, AND, I even recall his name, Graham Parks, which BTW, had a

!!! What A Prick !!!
Hello all you Sexually reinforced grasshoppers!!! After last weeks scroll of attention, I wanna really prick up your ears even further to a more acclaimed Eastern practice for robust Chi energy! Acupuncture, AND, our WISE Chinese herbs HAVE been used to add fuel to the Female Canal, AND, the male power hoses to promote optimal Sexual health for centuries!!! Yepper dear peppers, Chinese Emperors took their Sexual health QUITE SERIOUSLY (and so should you) by consulting wit

Criminology of Ejaculation
What's up people! WARNING: Today's disturbing gatherings of researched documentations I uncovered, (PLUS MY OWN RECENT BULLSHIT DISCOVERY) CLEARLY reveals the CONTINUED masculine idiocy that is STILL vibration, AND, probably will NEVER evaporate out of the atmosphere! MEN all around the world, ARE, convinced that they can keep their balls bouncing by FUCKING ejaculating their disgusting residue of their SO CALLED power drips from their USELESS taps WHERE EVER THE FUCK THEY

Sex Sadness
Hey there people! Tell me; how many of you have ever bawled your blinkers out during La, La? Crying during Sex can make things a tad bit awkward between you and your Loveaaaaa who just might NOT register why the hell you're sobbing in the first place, AND, this applies to you men toooooo! Maybe you don't even fathom why you're booo whooing either, BUT, (the good news IS?) it’s okay if you don’t know grasshoppers! A lot of Sister's and brother's experience weepiness, OR,